When a friend is mad, I smile at them until they...
When that fake bitch tries to act like your...
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Treat her like a princess, fuck her like a whore.
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When a baby is staring at you and their parents...
sokaylayelled: too accurate
I want a cute ass relationship this year.
How do you expect kids to listen to their parents...
Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes home at midnight, Aladdin is the king of thieves, Pinocchio lies all the time, Batman drives at 200 mph, Sleeping Beauty is lazy, and Snow White lives with 7 guys.
That awkward moment when you can't tell if someone...
jacquijohnstone: You look at them like: Then you look around to see if anyone else notices: Then your friend notices you looking and your like: And then you both try and figure it out:
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When I hear the term "Poker Face" I always think...
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When my teacher uses me in an example in class
Everyone goes like: And I’m just sitting there like:
I might hug other guys, I might laugh with other...
Reblog if you honestly believe you're ugly.
crystaltran-: The amount of notes…… :\
When you hear a old song on the radio...
wowfunniestposts: mariahairam: At first you’re like:I remember this! As the song goes on, you’re like: I forgot how much I loved this song! Then you start boppin to it like: THIS IS MY SHIT! Then the song is in your head all day and you cant stop dancing to it, like: Featured on Wow Funniest Posts